lostoncementtrails:

squiddious:

cheezy98151:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

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hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..

hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies

That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.

(via sociopathintheimpala)


alt-j:

wheelcher2:

alt-j:

how much water is too much water

15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death

15 water bottles is too much water

(via sociopathintheimpala)


dulect:

realising that you forgot homework that you spent so much time on at home

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


chaneltbh:

i’m just tired and sad and want to makeout with you

(via the-elves-have-the-tardis)


amerlcanapparel:

google is great because you can ask something really obvious and nobody has to know

(via itslikethatfrenchthing)


disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

(via homoish)


meladoodle:

autodumb:

boys hands are VERY important to me

i imagine theyre pretty important to them too

(via the-elves-have-the-tardis)



thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

(via the-elves-have-the-tardis)


sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

(via homoish)


(via discolor3d)


bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(via pizza)



Q
your face reminds me of a 1950s housewife for some reason
Anonymous
A

agentrodgers:

What? C’mon now, don’t be silly!

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I mean, really, I’m not-

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Woah, where’d that come from?

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What am I wearing????

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The fuck is this?!!?!

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The fuck is that?!??!!

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Gee wizz, mister!


eatingisfab:

why are teenagers so horny while im just here craving for food 

(via pizza)