paulyoptosaurus:

trying to put my bedsheets on by myself is like wrestling with satan

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bitchyougood:

i would describe myself as glamirouse, mysteriouse, and a bit

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tacoposey:

after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying

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neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

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free-universe:

when my parents and teachers think i’m a nice kid

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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cokeflow:

make your child stop screaming or I will

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medicharn:

Me when i see a cute boy

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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4insley:

The older I get the more this resonates with me

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Thanks. It has pockets!
every girl ever responding to a compliment on a skirt/dress that has pockets (via nbronten)

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adhore:

let’s play “who can eat all their popcorn before the movie even starts”

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dorkstrider:

moment of silence for those people who followed me since i started this blog

they have seen things i am not proud of

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