Friend: *sneezes*
Me: Bless you
Friend: *sneezes five more times*
Me: chill

peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

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waywardcastiel:

i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like

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congragulation:

just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,

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burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

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driveshaftgroupie:

skypestripper:

when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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twophoenixfeathers:

whoop there it is

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